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17 Awe-Inspiring Notes Left By Students
Some call them cowards, some an annoyance, and others refer to them as passive-aggressive or self-righteous, but to those students who value the might of the pen over the sword and air their grievances publicly in an open letter, we salute thee. For without you we would not have been able to compile this amazing list of seventeen awe-inspiring notes left by students.
1. Operation Creampuffs
A successful operation needs a good leader, and with ‘Operation Creampuffs’, Daryl has proved himself a great general worthy of our awe. Let us hope that with ‘Operation Twinkie’, we will be just as victorious.
2. Your Lungs are Diamonds
Anything is possible when you keep the kitchen clean; your lungs could become diamonds, your heart gold, and your pancreas platinum. Just hope that if your room-mates are short on money, they don’t cash in your organs.
3. It’s Not a Trap….
MEME ALERT! Admiral Ackbar always makes mealtimes fun, especially when the free food on offer is as plain as Luke Skywalker’s attire. You should join the dark side and order some takeout.
4. SLUG!
If only the author of this note had had some salt, then they could have dispatched the slimy menace, but a life-time in solitary confinement should be punishment enough for this slug’s treacherous trespassing.
5. Bitchiness is Contagious
This karmic message is ingenious in its simplicity. Sometimes, the best notes are the briefest.
6. To A Sweet Lass
Noisy neighbors can be a nuisance, so fight fire with fire and be as annoying as you can be in return. Remember, sarcastic scribbling is your friend. To be sure, the recipient of this note wasn’t feeling ‘the top of the morning’ when she found this.
7. You’re An A**hole
You’re not an a**hole (well you might be… but reading this list will go some way to changing that), but the recipient of this note is. So, the writer can feel rightly justified in turning his clothing into ice cubes. After all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
8. Penis Envy
There is nothing more childish than a crude drawing of a penis. Unfortunately, there is also nothing more hilarious than a crude drawing of a penis. This is one of the great dichotomies that have perplexed philosophers since drawing (and philosophy) began. 8====>-- HA!
9. A Note from Society
Society has a good point – it is bad to squander resources. But maybe society should calm down somewhat. The amount of effort that has gone into this note suggests society is very angry and has too much time on its hands. Seriously society, relax.
10. A Reasonable Request
This isn’t an unreasonable request from Ryan’s room-mate, but a bit of leeway could have been established. After all, surely Ryan only needs to wear pants in front of the aforementioned parents; if he wears them when he’s in the shower, they’ll get wet.
11. Amazon A**hole
The recipient of this letter is a true terror. Stealing necessities such as toilet paper is an unforgiveable crime. After all, there are few things more frustrating than not being able to go to the toilet when you need to. Unfortunately, this is a crime that occurs too often when you’re a student. Let’s just hope the criminal learns their lesson and cleans up their act.
12. It’s….. Awful
Long gone are our atavistic days when we needed to kill to survive, when we were desensitized to murder, as it was a daily necessity. In the modern world, taking a life, no matter how small, can be a traumatic experience. It can be just ….. Awful.
13. Not the Hamster!
The health of one’s pet is important to any pet owner (apart from the bad ones), so it’s understandable that this note-writer decided to treat their hamster to a spa treatment and turn their apartment into a sauna.
14. WARNING! HAZARDOUS MATERIALS!
Smell is an important sense; it tells us if something is good to eat, should be avoided or needs the services of an exorcist. The materials mentioned in this note will probably need the power of the pope himself to banish this sinful substance to whence it came.
15. Why No Cookies?
This is a question for the ages, to ask all friends at every opportunity, if there are no cookies present, why? How can you call yourself a friend if you don’t bring cookies? Although, the problem is, the cookie street flows both ways. If your friend should have cookies, then so should you.
16. Do Not Use Pillow
There are numerous questions that this note raises. Why did Matt not use his own bed? How did Matt gain access to Eric’s room? Who or what did Matt have sex with? Most puzzling of all, however, is the question, what did Matt do to the pillow?
17. Self-Righteous?
In conclusion to this epic list of awe-inspiring notes left by students, we leave the final word to a note-writer who manages to defame not only the recipient of the note, but also themselves. If the writer believes it is self-righteous to write annoying notes, then by leaving an annoying note themselves, they are self-righteous.
